dankmemesreasonforliving:

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grunge-moth:

grunge-moth:

I can’t stop thinking of that rami malek post where he points you out for stealing his wallet at dominos

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This one, this is the post that never fails to make me laugh like a complete fucking idiot in front of everyone

puyopuyo:

pak:

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orwellsunderpants:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

It’s surreal that “if we take away the thing making people grovel for their lives, then how are we going to make them grovel for their lives?” is an honest to god argument that more than half of the us population finds compelling

“If we end hunger, then how will we be able to threaten people with the specter of starvation?”

“If we guarantee housing, then how will we be able to exploit them under the threat of homelessness?”

“If we guarantee healthcare, then how can we keep the workforce slaving away at shit jobs for a pittance so that they can have health insurance?”

thoodleoo:

idea for a classics podcast: get a bunch of people together who learned greek mythology at some point in their life and kind of remember it but have mostly forgotten it, and then try to get them to recount stories from greek mythology with only their vague recollection to guide them. as they attempt to piece together the story, they’ll likely end up with something that sort of resembles the original myth but with a bunch of weird differences, thereby creating new traditions in the vein of the greek bards of old

i’ll call it “homer? i hardly know her!”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ naniyou:
“ naniyou:
“ forthegothicheroine:
“ sylvysparrow:
“ cindehella:
“ lord-kitschener:
“ arealliveghost:
“ stillvisions:
“ maybenotboring:
“and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant...

grannyweatherwaxshat:

seelcudoom:

dad4god:

politijohn:

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Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

skypevevo:

beachdeath:

speaking of it’s been a minute since i spelunked in the baby names discussion facebook group

the admins of that group banned me because someone asked “good middle names for a kid named saint?” and i answered “bernard”

SBE - stupid bitch energy

xidareyoutolovemex:

997:

FINALLY some representativity

representativity

eukaryotics:

*spots myself in a mirror*
hey! absolutely not